flatogenic

adjective - of a food, having the property of increasing the production of intestinal gases. For example, cabbage, chili beans, lentils. The noun form is 'flatogen'

Dude, why'd you have to eat that chili bean burrito for lunch? Don't you know it's flatogenic? You've been farting every five minutes for the last 100 miles of this trip!

by Wendy Yass March 17, 2008

flatmate's ear

The ability to pick out the important parts of a really boring speech and ignore everything else, avoiding being bored while not offending the person speaking.

'boring boring boring boring we're meeting at eight tonight boring boring boring boring.'
'ah, thank you flatmate's ear.'
'that reminds me of boring boring boring boring...'

by Andrew Doughty May 3, 2008

Flatsy

Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".

"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"

by mitb April 6, 2009

Flathy

used to discribe someone who is vulgar and extremly angry.

Wow, he's being a real Flathy today.

Kid 1 "He said he banged my mom"
Kid 2 "Ya, he's in a Flathy mood"

by Setzerlp May 23, 2009

flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

flatworld

Out-of-date; old-fashioned; no longer current or popular; behind the times; antiquated. Reference to a time when the world was thought to be flat.

Check out my cool new bracelets. They look like rubber bands on my wrist but when you take them off, they are in the shape of animals!

Those bracelets are so flatworld. Nobody wears those anymore.

by Nothin But Nachos Quatro October 18, 2010

Flatford

A person who breaks your shit all the time, A.K.A a hillbilly bitch who thinks they know everything.And they have horrid breath, a smartass attitude and prone to being dikes.

His breath stinks he must be a Flatford.

by Gary Robert November 1, 2010