My friend Coral* refuses to do drugs, drink, have sex before marriage, or even look at porn because she is straight edge.
*Indicates name has been changed
*Indicates name has been changed
by Your Bitch December 27, 2004
Get the Straight Edge mug.Edgy Emo is someone who is anti-social and doesn't want to do anything but is loved by all and some of them have beautiful girlfriends
Michael is an Edgy Emo. He doesn't leave his house and he has a very beautiful girlfriend who is an Edgy Thot
by _Michael_ November 6, 2018
Get the Edgy Emo mug.When you feel like you are about to reach an orgasm but the alcohol you drank beforehand says just kidding. Leaves you with an extremely frustrated feeling.
by Lifeisajokesoami February 11, 2019
Get the Edging mug.Guitar player of one of the most overrated bands in the world, u2. Real name David Evans. He calls himself "The Edge" and even God doesn't know why. Gets loads of credit for stuff we've seen a long time ago done way better, probably because most diehard u2 fans are nazi's who don't know shit about music. Claims to be heavily influenced by Rory Gallagher but no one can hear it in his playing style. Doesn't really ever plays a real guitar solo or does something special. Is 'known' for having a minimalist style and sound and yet has one of the biggest effects loops and amplifier collection on stage in the biz. Also gets credit for the way he uses harmonics in songs, which is nothing really special and something Van Halen did way way better and with more taste before u2 even existed. Basicly, a really boring player who has gotten, along with the rest of the band he's in, way too much credit over the years.
Man, i can't believe that guy that calls himself The Edge gets so much respect. There are so many players out there that did way more interesting, innovating and groundbreaking things than this guy. Saul Hudson, Jimmy Page, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix..... do i need to continue? The only thing he deserves is the price for "most overrated player".
by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007
Get the The Edge mug.by POKETS June 26, 2008
Get the STRAIGHT EDGE mug.Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss
by shkiphkles October 5, 2005
Get the edgar allen poe mug.Usually meaning over weight, low self esteem, worthless, basically a leech on society, possibly big gay mohawk. These people consider themselves hardcore goth, punk, gangsta yet refuse to do anything mommy doesn't approve of. The men are usually afraid of the vagina or anything that could result in fun or backstabbers, and the women are whores still, they just attempt to hide it. Straight Edge is pathetic, and if you're straight edge, then you need to cut yourself.
Poser:I have an important announcement to make guys...I'm straight edge!
Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.
Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.
Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.
Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!
Mommy:Too dangerous.
Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.
Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.
Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.
Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!
Mommy:Too dangerous.
Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
by XXSampsonXX October 24, 2006
Get the straight edge mug.