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Usually meaning over weight, low self esteem, worthless, basically a leech on society, possibly big gay mohawk. These people consider themselves hardcore goth, punk, gangsta yet refuse to do anything mommy doesn't approve of. The men are usually afraid of the vagina or anything that could result in fun or backstabbers, and the women are whores still, they just attempt to hide it. Straight Edge is pathetic, and if you're straight edge, then you need to cut yourself.
Poser:I have an important announcement to make guys...I'm straight edge!
Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.
Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.
Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.
Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!
Mommy:Too dangerous.
Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.
Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.
Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.
Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!
Mommy:Too dangerous.
Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
by XXSampsonXX October 24, 2006
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