eat and beat

similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert

Man am I hungry. I could really go for an eat and beat.

by Poundtowner January 19, 2010

eat it out

to eat out all the food
To consume everything
From the mouth of Triston.

Yo man Imma gone eat out all the pizza in 5 minutes.

by Stephanie December 3, 2004

eating the muffin

Grabbing someones penis and throwing it at a dolphin.

Guy: Hey you wanna be eating the muffin.
Other: I don't know where we would find a dolphin but yeah sure.

by Maxwell the olympian November 3, 2013

eating out

n. to get your ass chewed by one of your parents after getting in trouble

1. Last night my dad ate out my sister because she wasn't at home on time

2. Lindsay, don't ditch school your dad will eat you out

by 17 December 27, 2004

Eat The Rich

Eat The Dick as in the short name for Richard, Like Richard Nixon A.K.A. (Tricky Dick) This means that eat the rich refers to eat the DICK!

Also a Motorhead song (Eat The Rich) that means just this "Eat The Dick"

C'mon baby eat the rich, take a bite out'tha sonofabitch
Hash browns & bacon strips, I like the way that she licks her lips, c'mon baby EAT THE RICH!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006

time to eat

A phrase Carlos&Hayden used in 5th grade know use it everyday on text to eachother they use the term when they try to be funny or want a good joke they oraginaly used it when they went to lunch now use it every day

Carlos:Hey Hayden Hayden:What??
Carlos:ITS TIME TO EAT!!

by ITS TIME TO EAT March 16, 2017