drunken soliloquy

the product of too many beers, too much gin, or too much whiskey and therefore an unguarded tongue when one imparts wisdom that is (for the most part - usually) beyond the abilities of the speaker. it may be personal insights shared on a blog late at night after a bottle of Jameson, or a bar room proverb, or a late night impartation of wisdom to ones friends about life, or romance. it might even be a rare moment of vulnerability to a wall that one has just pissed on in which the speaker shares with that piss stained wall a nugget of insight about life.

"dude, this may be the booze talking, but that bitch is wrong for you." "what ever dude you are just drunk enough to think that your drunken soliloquy makes sense."

OR:

i could have done something with my life, but instead i chose to piss it away and opportunity has long since ceased to knock at my door.

OR:

poor yorik, i barely knew ye blah blah what dreams may come blah blah blah pass the bong.

by iamfletch April 1, 2007

dirunktions

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

by CorbinH. January 6, 2008

Drunk-booking

the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller

Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys

by Lordmonkeyjojo October 25, 2010

Viking Drunk

When you're so drunk you go into a viking like rage. Follows the stage of being Ninja Drunk.

"Ugh, I just got off the ship, after spending 24 hours being viking drunk"

"Did you see Rob last night? He was so viking drunk, he punched a bouncer!"

by viking girl January 9, 2010

Chat-Drunk

Chat-Drunk is when you chat so much, that when you chat you sometimes get out of control and type something stupid, idiotic or something you weren't suppose to type, just like when you are drunk.

After two hours of chatting...
Guy #1: Hey
Guy #2: Yes?
Guy #1: WOOOHOOO
Guy #2: WTH?
Guy #1: You are dumb
Guy #2: Are you chat-drunk?

by wafiywafer June 21, 2010

Drunkapalooza

ridiculous drunken fest

shit son Drunkapalooza my house next weekend

by i love rib cages August 21, 2006

Drunk BedWetting

Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.

Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting

"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison

Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison

by icequeen11 February 25, 2011