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one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
by cessc May 6, 2019
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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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Save The Date

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You should use Save The Date App for your RSVPs.
The Rsvp request is sent by text messages to all of your guests with one click
and their Rsvps arrive instantly. You can even resend after a couple of days only
to guests who still didn't Rsvp'd.
Save The Date
The Rsvp request is sent by text messages to all of your guests with one click
and their Rsvps arrive instantly.
by Save The Date July 23, 2019
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Ditchable Prom date

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.
Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"
by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020
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Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse
"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"
by grötmongo April 24, 2020
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Five Finger Date

When you have a date with your five fingers.
by goothnux January 13, 2021
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