Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.

I did a proper dan chance at that party last night

by Lxxxx January 2, 2021

Dan Fish

Someone who is so good at something that people refuse to acknowledge it out of fear.

Nathan Peterman is a Dan Fish

by BarackObamaOfficial September 1, 2019

Dan the stallion

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it

Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”

by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020

DAN

Dumb ass nigger

“I was going through the ghetto and saw a couple of DAN’s”

by doglover96 December 24, 2018

Dan

Just average. Nothing else.

Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021

dan lengel

Some one who doesn't shut the fuck up. One who needs a muzzle as his Christmas present.

Dan lengel-i just found a skateboard it was awesome i love to skateboard.

Liz-shut the fuck up.

by fuckdan2 January 27, 2014