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Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.
Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK
by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020
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Dan Quayl

Da inept bungling former vice-president who doesn't even know how to spell da name of a common root-vegetable. Maybe he made said mistake because HE HIMSELF is a total "vegetable" as far as any common sense or basic awareness is concerned!
Dan Quayl ADDED an "e" incorrectly to da name of a VEGETABLE, so I am SUBTRACTING an "e" from HIS name to make up for it --- you know, to kinda "balance things out".
by QuacksO November 3, 2023
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Dan

A big muscly man (sometimes called kelaphanbara'jah) that enjoys humans, horses and snakes.
Dan very much liked how the snake felt on him.
by pedewede January 27, 2024
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dan

She is a stylish and super cool piece of candy that loves to learn. As well, she is super chill and funny, but loves to hit others in the sun don't shine area.
Oh wow!!! Dan just hit me and it really hurts. BUT, ,MAN OH MAN, SHE IS SUPER COOL.
by Bella Haminoa May 24, 2019
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Dan leno

Funniest guy in the world, women love it and men want to befriend him
Hamza is a true Dan Leno
by PhantomOfZeOpera November 10, 2021
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Shake my Dan

See 'Shake my head', or 'smh'; When one would witness or take part in an embarrassing situation where instead of shaking one's head, one would instead say "Shake my Dan" or "smd" due to Dan being a goddamn moron.
Wtf, they have 3 krakens and a laggy e-liter? "Shake my Dan.."
Dan: "I'm in the VC y'know."
by pastecat January 3, 2017
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Dan Michelow

Dan Michelow the sexiest Man alive and has a medium sized dick not even..... But is soul mates with Yael
Omg Dan Michelow you sexy
by Gaiiiiboiiiiii69 April 8, 2021
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