Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy

I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide

by krillia June 29, 2021

Crispy Crater

When you prefer to get your ass eaten after not wiping for a few days.

I heard Jim prefers crispy craters to normal ass eating. He claims it is more nutritious!

by 808GUAC March 20, 2022

tour crater

Someone who is constantly seeking out new sexual experiences or adventures. It can be used to refer to both men and women, but is typically used in reference to men. A tour crater is always travelling and exploring many different kinds of relationships and activities.

John: "Hey, what do you think about that guy? He's definitely a fucking tour crater."
Sara: "Yeah, I heard he's been all over the place lately. He's always looking for a bitch."

by ItsInu January 13, 2023

Creeper Crater

the result of a Minecraft player getting way too friendly with a creeper or failing to fight one properly.

Creeper Craters look horrible and should be fixed if spotted. They also tend to make traversal difficult if they are not kept in check.

dude can you like lure that thing into the water, I don't want a creeper crater around my base

by A.U.S June 10, 2023

Moon crater face

When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon

Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

Booty Craters

Hell no Nina Wasz get away from me with ur booty craters

Yucky Nina has booty craters

by RubenLinares April 15, 2024