mansfield cowboys

a sorry ass football team that losses more than they win... there equipment is older than New Jersey it’s self, there helmets are brought from the 1$ store and there coaches only coach to get away from there wife’s and some of them don’t even know how to coach... the only good part about playing for the mansfield cowboys is after all that hard work watching the appointments score reach the age of your grandparents and sweating from running down that stupid long hill it that you get to take home your jersey in a frame and a 2ft tall trophy.. now if you live in mansfield the only good sport to do is greece up your right hand and go to work #mansfieldcowdoysblow

Dad 1- Hey so i heard your son is playing football.. for what team

Dad 2- Mansfield Cowboys

Dad 1- I’m sorry

by Larry Hurshaw June 26, 2018

Cowboy

A name you call someone when you want to do sexual acts with them.

"Wow Cowboy, that was impressive!"

by wow.2349.wow April 28, 2023

cowboy queef

when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)

Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.

by yolkmart December 16, 2021

7:30 Cowboy

A rancher or person from Texas who watches NTR having there cows jack them off at 7:30PM every day.

Did you hear George is a 7:30 Cowboy?

by lord of biffs August 1, 2024

You a long way from the ranch cowboy

A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk

Arthur: hello, gentlemen

Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy

Arthur: okay, okay.

Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*

by Johngle arson October 13, 2025

gangster cowboy

A straight up cowboy who’s got a soft spot for the gangster life. Gangster cowboys are tall, fun lovin’, boot wearin’, SOBs, who’s don’t take shit from no one. Everyone loves a gangster cowboy

Girl 1: who’s that guy with the boots and the swag

Girl 2: oh I’ve heard he’s a gangster cowboy

Girl 1: oh f*ck I call dibs 😍🥵

by P Duffy June 7, 2019

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019