cowboy thong

When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!
That man wears baggy boxers with skinny jeans! He’s got that cowboy thong goin on!
by Snoft666 November 30, 2023
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Cowboy Space Ranger

A Cowboy on a life long never ending trail through space.
A Cowboy Space Ranger’s trail never ends, because he rides a planet.
by MiKe OXL0NG March 18, 2023
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Gypsy cowboy

That Gypsy cowboy sure was a cheap screw.
by Wild and wet December 11, 2021
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Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
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Cowboy Killer

A complete redneck who doesn't do cowboy stuff but still does stuff in the mud and dirt and goes boating. And smokes a marlboro cigarette for a different reason.
Man what a Cowboy Killer, Redneck knocked out that cowboy.
by DoomShade July 17, 2024
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Bitmoji cowboy hat

If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.
Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.
by Happysow May 18, 2021
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