Hey, girl. We have been friends for years, and I am tired of guys. So can You dip your snickerdoodle in my coffee?
by Theconstant March 26, 2018
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Euphamism: "So, would you like sex with me?"
No. No I wouldn't.
by Richter September 25, 2003
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Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.
"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee
by ke6isf September 20, 2004
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the most delicious iced coffee beverage ever created
gonna get me some dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee, cause its the blueberry yum yum
by dan-o420 July 24, 2008
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Greek Coffee Cup

When 30+ males defecate, urinate and ejaculate into a bathtub and then you bathe in it.
Me and the track team had a Greek coffee cup last night and now I feel so exfoliated.
by Henrik Van LickMaiAnus January 14, 2011
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Fire Fighters Coffee Mug

This is when you shave off your own as well as your sexual partners pubic hair and then proceed to shave off one of your partners eyebrows. Next, you jizz where the shaved eyebrow once was. And finally, you take those shaved off pubes and sprinkle them onto the same spot you just came. The goal is to make it look like the eyebrow was never shaved off
Person 1: Yo I just mugged this bitch last night
Person 2: Really you mugged her? Like robbed her?!
Person 1: No way man! I fire fighters coffee mugged her!

Person 2: Oh sweet! :D
by jerry harrus October 30, 2013
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1- this is a confession
2- you searched this for the mug but hey no shame
guy 1- "how do you spend your free time"

guy 2- "i have a coffee drinking problem this is a cry for help i am being forced to live on coffee and my own shi-"

guy 2- "haha same"
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