Captain Alex

Someone that has no idea how awkward they are but is completely innocent… sort of...

The Incredible Hulk, Barry Bonds, Steven Spielberg, Drew Barrymore, R.Kelly, Fidel Castro, Your Face, Bill Clinton, Eliot Spitzer anyone from Walker Texas Ranger.

That kid that stared over my stall in the bathroom was a real captain alex.

by Lars Bondo March 22, 2008

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captain kirk

the act of inserting 2 fingers into the vagina and 2 fingers into the anus. also known as the spock or 2 in the pink 2 in the stink.

let me introduce you to captain kirk

by r. o'conner November 30, 2007

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Captain Sensible

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.

"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"

by Mr Ben August 2, 2006

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Captain Smackaho

The ultimate guy. He's THE MAN. The FUN guy everyone loves to be around. The girls love em and the guys hate em...oh yeah and he's got a boat bitch!!

That Captain Smackaho has such a HUGE boat!

by Ballin Bitchez June 17, 2010

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Captain Fucky

The leader of a group of douchbags, usually the guy that signals and talks the loudst in a group of Ed hardy wearing white sunglasses with spiked hair stack of douchebags, generally named steve, Youll be able to smell his douche from 5 miles away

Look at captain fucky and his shit clowns

by Mr.happu August 3, 2011

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