canerf

when your making out with a cow, and you start to anal the fuck out of that shit, and you realize your fucking a cow

shit man i was so hammered last night that a canerf'd

man, that shit we puff puff passed last night was fucking nuts, i almost canerf'd your mom!

by shtonmaface May 30, 2009

Cancer Killer

The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!

Player: This game is way too trippy
Cancer Killer: I will cure you cancer!
-bang-

by Willard McNippleShits May 1, 2010

Cannedwich

A sandwich in a can soon to be marketed. YES, it is real.

I heard about the cannedwich on The Colbert Report so I just had to look it up and see if it was real. IT IS!

by xAddyNLFTG July 27, 2010

Canerdle

A "canerdle" is a long and skinny bean-shaped thing that's either green or yellow. It has legs but no head and just kind of meanders around.

There was a canerdle of the yellow type gallivanting down Main Street the other morning. I got a nice snap shot of it.

bug ant insect

by Dustycheeks March 4, 2011

Canneh

Meaning Cannot but Welsh. Just to clear up it isn't "Canny" because that is stupid.

I canneh do it

by AConcernedTraveller April 22, 2011

Cancer Circle

A circle of friends who meet up and smoke at the same place every single day.

Wanna have cancer? Join our Cancer Circle.

by mindFXCKINGminx January 2, 2012

cancer of the face

the prank in which one person tricks another by suggesting that if one's hand is bigger than their face, they have cancer. But upon placing their hand over their face, to test themselves out, the prankster smacks the person's hand into their own face.

*Origin: Unknown...does anyone know when this was created?

"Did you the Family Guy clip when Tom Tucker pulls that 'cancer of the face' prank on Diane Simmons during the Quahog News?"

by Little Big Daddy December 18, 2011