Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.

I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017

Saudi Fist Bump

When you are using a gas pump to refill your vehicle.

People complain about gas prices but they don’t stop doing the Saudi Fist Bump.

by Keasterbunny July 18, 2022

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

chinese fist bump

The Chinese Fist Bump is a sex act, whereupon two men comradely bump fists through pelvic tissue whilst double-penetrating a maiden.

Lei Weng and I got our hands stuck in a geisha last night at the dojo after doing some Chinese Fist Bumps!

by liam. May 13, 2022

internal fist bump

The act of one person shoving their fist up another’s anus while a third person shoves their fist down the second persons throat, creating a fist bump when they connect inside the person.

That other coach pissed me off, let’s go give him an internal fist bump.

by Fishbumper725 February 25, 2023

Bump

Another word for “same”. usually used by gamers on twitter.

Person 1 : “Miss my old british friend. No idea where he’s been at lately.”
Person 2 : “Bump”

by IcanCareLess August 23, 2020

bump

a rising air current causing an irregularity in an aircraft's motion.

The plane lurched uncomfortably as it hit a bump of air turbulence.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024