Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Flash-Boner

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.

"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."

by Dan_07 October 26, 2011

intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.

1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.

by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012

Arm boner

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.

Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!

by Mmmmmpoopymichelle May 21, 2011

Curry boner

a boner you have over tim curry mostly in rocky horror even if your straight

i was watching rocky horror and got a curry boner all of a sudden

by PAPA VEGETA May 6, 2018

Hughgeffen Boner

A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.

"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"

"haha dude just said huge boner"

by Rob aka The Juice October 28, 2008

Nerd Boner

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic

Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game

by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017