Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

by LaliasIA February 11, 2014

hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

Boner Vulture

Any person, typically a slutty female, who preys on any unclaimed male with an available boner.

Often the female waits to swoop in on an inebriated and weak victim to peck at the remains.

"I hope to get ass tonight, but Jen is here and she always swoops in for the kill. She is such a boner vulture."

"I saw Esteban's pants down in the bathroom and I knew he was getting boner vultured."

"I feel bad for Clint. He's had one too many to drink and Jen is over there circling him like a boner vulture."

by Kytay Courtnnifer August 26, 2013

Hate Boner

(noun) a hatred so evident it simulates a similar desire of a sexual aspiration. In other words, what Nathan has for Rudy Gobert.

Nathan: HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER HAHAHAHAH BUM HAHAHAHAH HE SUCKS SO MUCH (24/7)
Angelo: Chill out with the hate boner, bro.

by VeanSSJ5 March 29, 2022

Ken Boner

The stiffening of the male genetaia, do to the presence of a human submarine.

Only the beat from her unborn child kicking could get my ken Boner going harder after I saw the silhouette of her ever growing mid-section against the wall of the prenatal ward.

by kennith_bone October 16, 2016