Donald Bump

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

bump a train

London slang for fare evasion.

My mate got caught trying to bump a train.

by ggsm3 April 30, 2024

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

Bond Bump

A bump or line of cocaine that is snorted off of a friend’s arm, such as the interior portion of the forearm, when there are no tables available.

This party’s packed, do you wanna do a bond bump over in the corner?

by vainventriloquistvixen May 25, 2025

Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners

Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!

by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019

bumping the gate

A fun pastime that usually involves two or more beings, living or dead. This act usually is progressed by horny teenagers and at times, results in a mini human.

Jane had done it AGAIN, she walked into her bedroom before pausing and listening, and on her bed, her siblings, bumping the gate, again.

by JakeFromStakeFarm April 29, 2019