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Bar Porn

Aggressive make-out sessions in a venue serving alcohol. Most appropriately this term is used in a bar or pub that is at capacity and in which the partakers in 'bar-porn' are highly visible and often made into a spectacle.
Not to be outdone by Smashley's display of bar porn, Jen engaged Jim, turning the already vulgar display of bar porn into a rampant, alcohol-fueled bar orgy.
by D-Fresh_Muschomp December 20, 2010
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E Bar

Term used to describe an "emergency" dosage of of Alprazolam commonly known as Xanax, which generally comes in a bar-shaped pill, to combat acute symptoms of anxiety and depression. Situational examples include uncomfortable LSD trips, cocaine "comedowns", and personal tragedies.
Myles: Man, I snorted an 8-Ball before my bar mitzvah to make it interesting, but now I feel completely exhausted and depressed from the comedown.

Vaughn: Dude, just take an E Bar.

Myles: Fuck why didn't I think of that.
by backin98 December 27, 2009
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Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.
girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne
by Babycakes066 December 6, 2015
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Dun Bar

to literally not bother in any scenario
"terry dun bar to text me back"
by billythepipes May 2, 2014
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Foley Bar

a bar where old, creepy, possibly Senatoial gay men hang out.
Young gay 1: This bar is dead. Want to head to _______?
Young gay 2: Ewww, no. It's a total Foley bar... but we'll probably get free drinks, so why not.
by verticalQ January 19, 2008
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Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.
This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.
by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005
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nutty bar

The sexual act occurring on a beach or other sandy venue in which the male pulls out of the twat, dips his wang in the sand, and shoves it back in. Also known as a nut roll.
I really hated it when my boyfriend gave me a nutty bar; I couldn't have sex for a week afterward!
by Clair May 14, 2005
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