Austin

Austin is a popular jock who’s surprisingly nice for his position of power. He’s incredibly smart, fit and strong, and is just the kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s innocent and unlike other jocks his age he doesn’t make disrespectful jokes about women or sex jokes. He’s often outgoing with his friends and genuinely nice to other peoples who don’t get noticed or to anyone not popular. He often attracts people his age that are band geeks or generally unpopular. Most likely is or was on the football team in high school.

“Austin is just so dreamy..”

“Yeah but he would never go for someone like us he’s too popular.”

by Imalatteindahood November 27, 2021

austin

cute lil thicccc ass hoe with a butt that won’t quit

friend 1: damn did you see that guys ass?
friend 2: yeah, he’s definitely an austin

by welovedatass69 April 8, 2019

Austin

A funny caring idiot Austin's loveable and he's someone u need in your life he can be rude at time but he's amazing he's cute and many more things

Austin is being so nice.

Yep he's a awsome person

by Courtney_love January 1, 2021

Austin’s Bars

Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.

Yoooooo, Austin’s bars are straight HEAT

by Them Niggas March 10, 2019

Austin

The stupid son of a bitch who gets caught with anything and everything... even planning his break up.Suprised that dick even got a girlfreind he should gor rot in hell.I hope he is never reincarnated into a living species. Something. Nobody may know but hes German and jewish.

And that's why I hate myself -Austin

Dam Austin really hates himself.

Yeah right I dont feel bad for him.

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Austin

There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.

I can’t describe Austin you have to meet him to understand what kind of person he is.

by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021

Austin

A very sexy little man, He loves to fuck when asked, he doesnt like pink people, He is very kind with the laddys. He loves 69.

Wow thats a Austin you should be naughty

by anonymous March 10, 2021