Is the more extreme definition of jerk, which is just a polite way of calling someone an asshole. If you actually have to use the word asshole to describe someone, instead of jerk, then that person is, by definition, pond scum.
1. Josh is such a jerk. He uses girls as plays things. When he finishes he tosses them away like day old garbage.
2. Edward is such an asshole. He manipulates girls by posing as a nice guy to win them over. When he has them where he wants them he turns off the school boy charm and turns on his true asshole nature, treating girls like they're just another notch on the ol' bed post!
2. Edward is such an asshole. He manipulates girls by posing as a nice guy to win them over. When he has them where he wants them he turns off the school boy charm and turns on his true asshole nature, treating girls like they're just another notch on the ol' bed post!
by pinkyharpo May 7, 2009
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I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.
by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010
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1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is
2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole
2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole
Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."
Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."
Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."
by TWKonarik August 7, 2011
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Drunkard Asshole is one who always wants bj's 24*7 on anyone.
"Misogynistic in true sense"
Dickhead who is a fucking bastard,retarded cunt=bj
"Misogynistic in true sense"
Dickhead who is a fucking bastard,retarded cunt=bj
by Soul Kissed December 1, 2009
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British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.
British guy two: I did there mate, he's such a douche.
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