Urban Assholes

People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them
Many people on urban dictionary are Urban Assholes
by Friendly Neighborhood Mosquito February 28, 2016
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asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.
Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!
by Granny B. Smith March 07, 2014
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narcastic asshole

Being all about yourself, while at the same time being an asshole.
God Johnny, your such an asshole! Why does everything have to be about you?!?you narcastic asshole!”
by Zig zags December 30, 2017
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Blooming Asshole

A special kind of person who is very comfortable, confident, and entitled in his or her assholeness.
Look at that blooming asshole cutting in front of the fire truck and smiling about it.
by Sai Ez September 12, 2019
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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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stoplight asshole

A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
I would have made on time if it wasn't for the stoplight asshole.
by potaytoes February 04, 2017
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