joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

by Kookslam69 January 3, 2019

concrete asshole

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.

Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.

by sr10 June 12, 2018

Lollipop Asshole

A girl that has such a beautiful asshole that you would stick a lollipop in it and then take it out and suck on it.

That girl in the thong has a lollipop asshole.

by Jacker Smacker June 19, 2018

The Asshole Gaggle

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.

"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"

by bunterr August 14, 2018

asshole complex

A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)

"

This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"

by Certified in life February 3, 2019

Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.

“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”

by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

Asshole baby

Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.

Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.

Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.

Example #2:

Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.

Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019