Apple Laptops

Pieces of overpriced shit

Your an Apple Laptops

by Lichking2121 May 1, 2021

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018

apple beverage

apple beverage

damn i sure am thirsty for some apple beverage

by man who is crying April 20, 2020

Apple or pineapple

A way of asking if somebody likes males or females. Typically Apple is used for females, and pineapple for males. Often a term used to make people slip up.

Boy1: "Apple or Pineapple?"
Boy2: "Pineapple."

Boy1: "HAH, GAY!"

by RedditorDegenerate July 25, 2022

apple biter

A slur for women I just thought of cause eve bit the apple and fucking ruined everything :D

"God damn my date was going so well... too bad she's an apple biter."

by women.are.awful.999989999999 January 6, 2021

poo apple

When Swype is a dick and you're trying to spell pineapple

What the fuck is poo apple?

Pineapple!!! Fucking Swype

by lordelyssa December 26, 2014

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011