Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.
I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...
by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018
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Apple Syndrome

is a condition in which a person bases their personal image, diet, electronic devices, clothing, and other aspects of their lives on the misconceived deductive “theory” of a meme.
People who suffer from Apple Syndrome show symptoms of :

Wear Rasta colors but know nothing about Haile Selassie (Rastafari).

Buy Apple products because they don't want to understand how real computers work.

Talk about organic food being better for you but don't have any facts to back up how it's good for you, who grew it, or how it was grown.

Christians who can't tell you anything past the ten commandments and John 3:16.

Don't wear Che shirts sarcastically.

See Also Hipsters.
by Grey Polar Bear September 03, 2013
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Apple bottom

Did you see the shitter on that critter not to mention I herd Morgan.Goodson got them big ol yeezies!!
Morgan Goodson got that Apple bottom ass for real. Makes me wanna give a lol broom broom from the back. Long dick style.
by knows alot about the wordwhore December 26, 2017
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apple stroodle

Where you cum and piss at the same time.
I just apple stroodled.
by xxx__Yolo_Swagger__21_xxxx December 09, 2016
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poo apple

When Swype is a dick and you're trying to spell pineapple
What the fuck is poo apple?

Pineapple!!! Fucking Swype
by lordelyssa December 27, 2014
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Apple bobbin

The act of motor boating a girl with a thigh gap's asshole. Preferably when her rear is projected up in the air as to resemble an apple.
Man, that girl at the Walgreens has such a nice ass. I just want to eat it.

Yea, I want to take her apple bobbin'.
by ModernCowboy July 29, 2014
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Apple Dirty

An alcoholic beverage.

1 part Whiskey
1 part Margarita mix

For best results, use Crown Royal.
Discovered At Indiana University
Drank by Gentlemen. Sip responsibly.
Damn, this apple juice is being dirty to me!

That's cause it's an Apple Dirty.
by Manwiche December 11, 2011
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