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a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.
I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?
by UK Canuck June 15, 2023
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arses wearing glasses

by Steaver370 May 9, 2004
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Flicking me in the arse hole

Joanne: Please, Please, Please, Please
Danny:Stop it now you're flicking me in the arse hole
by sex hand guy February 18, 2010
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face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.
Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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Wine up your arse

The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.
Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”
by Silly bob248 October 4, 2018
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Black as a coal miners arse

Very black, very dark
"did you see that grand piano it was as black as a coal miners arse". "The outlook is pretty bleak, it's as black as a coal miners arse"
by T19 April 21, 2009
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face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.
Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.
by antaneous1 September 19, 2006
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