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shit and a half

If its a really shitty call or if it is worse than shit
That wasnt a foul, thats a shit and a half!
by tomathon toe August 13, 2006
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Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.
"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)
by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004
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A Hammond

a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."

"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
by Afrodesiak October 12, 2017
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A Harold

1. An individual who contributes little or nothing to anything

2. A person who is down bad for a girl and will do very humiliating tasks to win her love
This guy is such a harold

Stop being a harold dude you already spent $5000 on a girl’s only fans what more could you possibly desire
by BugsBunny350 April 2, 2021
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throw a Halpert

To stare off in another direction from the party you are interacting with, preferably to a third party, with a blank or mildly surprised look on your face to emphasize the ridiculousness of your conversation and/or situation with the first party.
The bridesmaid was so drunk and loud during the toast that I had to throw a Halpert to guests at another table.

After the professor stated the due date for the assignment, the undergrad asked when the assignment was due. The professor promptly threw a Halpert to the rest of the class.
by l0lwhut November 19, 2010
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Pulling a Haylee

When you right something mean on skype and then delete the message and pretend like nothing ever happened.
Gosh Haylee, stop pulling a Haylee.
by guitar1234567890 January 19, 2014
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Fuck a hat

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!
by Taschh October 18, 2015
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