Kick in the Tits

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

Tator Tits

A Woman with little to no Boobs. The breast is so small that the only thing that sticks out is the nipple and it looks like two Tator Tots.

Mitch yelled out to the new stripper at Northstar Strip Club "Hey Tator Tits, you better work harder for your tips! You need bigger boobs, Not Nips!"

by SassyJax01 March 18, 2012

Spaghetti Tits

When a woman's boobs are long and saggy, so that they hang down like spaghetti.

I saw Jen with her shirt off last night. She has some serious spaghetti tits.

by bigbaylor August 28, 2009

yam tits

a pair of woman's breasts that are shaped like yams, sometimes quite beautifully and at other times, not so much a lot.

I once dated a girl who had very sexy yam tits.

by titlover December 9, 2008

karissa's tits

Big juicy melons that grow from the finest guava trees

Dammm KARISSA'S TITs

by Danceywhre December 4, 2016

zit tits

a woman with undeveloped boobs.

I really like this girl at school but she has zit tits.

by Ogeid January 11, 2009

tit-tanics

Gigantically voluptuous breasts, directly opposite to tittles.

Jared: Good God, check out those tit-tanics!
Carl: She could sink an iceberg with those things!

by queermilk September 1, 2010