tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017

Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.

Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.

by teresa.is.a.slut August 05, 2011

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 03, 2019

muff soup

The process by which a male will fuck a girl so hard that he pops her hymen and she cums at the same time making a mix called muff soup

Thursday night I fucked this one ebony bitch and I hit that shit so hard her pussy just turned into some muff soup

by spunes February 28, 2019

muff climb

When a girl hangs from a rafter or a rope while having oral sex performed on her by someone else also hanging from from said rope/rafter.

I saw a super hot video of two girls muff climbing.

by ZaFeesh April 22, 2017

Muff Party

An all lesbian orgy is called a Muff Party

Becky took her girlfriend Susie to the Muff Party after a night of drinking.

by Doc TESD April 28, 2019

Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon April 30, 2018