some fucking fudge

it's not your pastry so fuck your tits

"hey let's go to the bakery I want to get some fucking fudge."
"it's not a pastry you fuckface"

by fuck popsicles April 17, 2008

four fudge cakes

A polite way of saying 'for fucks sake !!' so as to minimise offence.

'Four fudge cakes , you've left the lid off the toothpaste again and the toilet seat is still up '

by Peewiffin July 03, 2024

fudge gutter

This is when you participate in anal intercourse after stuffing molten fudge in the anas.

“Hey baby want to fudge gutter tonight?”

by Unkown bat November 16, 2017

Bolivian Fudge Bucket

The act of covering oneself in Jaguar feces to prevent being spotted while having anal sex in nature.

Because jaguar spotting is a top 10 activity while visiting Bolivia (google this), it is highly recommended to perform the Bolivian Fudge Bucket when engaging in coitus.

by BubbaNub June 16, 2019

Maggot fudge

When you abuse your penis too mutch and a mixture of blood pus and semen seeps from the end. This is the fudge. It has a very tangy taste to it. The maggot refers to the male genetalia.

Mate, i made some maggot fudge last night, hurt like hell ngl

by Canabalistic Worm December 29, 2018

Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

fudge buckets

buckets full of fudge, or a term used to show anger

I got an F on my report card? Fudge buckets

by daurmom January 28, 2022