Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....

Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok

by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010

Muff Cuff

When your clitoris gets caught in the zipper of your pants.

I Can’t go out, just had a incident of muff cuff.

by xTheTruth May 8, 2024

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.

This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.

Yo, get ya dirty muff cabbage outta here ya garbage!

by Dood Dood October 17, 2010

Muff Cupped

Female version of sack tapping.

Did you see that? He just muff cupped that girl.

by NicoleMorgan June 2, 2016