May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
by Mi1763 May 11, 2022
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Stamms girlfriend

Rumor has it she was last found at amicci snorting pad thai
Stamms girlfriend uses pad Thai to lure children into her van
by Pad Thai November 03, 2021
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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 06, 2024
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Moral Girlfriend

A woman that is with a gay man or trans who supports him/her as if they are together but aren't actually together.

An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.
This is making me uncomfortable I need my moral girlfriend (M.G) right now.

Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.

My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.

Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.
by Spiritualbarbi3 April 04, 2022
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Ex girlfriend

My "ex girlfriends" sister is pretty hot, I should date her.
by Superpussyslayer July 12, 2022
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be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 28, 2021
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