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If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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You're mom

What you say to your mom.
Jim: You're mom

Jim's mom: Yeah I know that you retard.
by wtf do I write in here bro August 4, 2024
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you're a fish

If someone tells you that you're a fish, you knew Tim and Tory said it
by WebTV November 1, 2020
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You're Eating People

Going by a restaurant "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE." Usually one that is nice and has outdoor seating so that people are left confused and horrified at the food.
"ITS PEOPLE. YOU'RE EATING PEOPLE"
by absndbj November 3, 2023
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You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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you're done

a phrase used to let somebody know that they're doing something that you or someone doesn't like. It could be for a good reason, like water being sprayed on them, or for no reason, because that's a 14 year old white girl for you.
Person 1: Haha! I knew you would lose that dodgeball match without your friends paired up with you!
Person 2: You're done, you're done.
Every sane person within a 10 mile radius: We don't give a fuck.
by nzap85 December 13, 2021
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you're not enough

This is a mantra to tell yourself of when things don't go the way you'd like them to with someone. Because if you were enough then things would be going the way you'd like them to.
As Danny sat waiting for a texted response that would never arrive from Nora, he appropriately coached himself out loud with "you're not enough."
by von groovy September 13, 2024
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