do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 5, 2003

slip me some skin

A phrase used to invite someone to have your hand (usually placed waist-high and palm-up) to be slapped.

"Slip me some skin, Bro!" *slap*
"Ain't no thang!"

by AbnormalBoy November 17, 2004

He need some milk

Something you yell when you see someone get badly injured

Group of friends sees a random dude fall off his bike and break his legs open
Guy 1: OH SHIT!!
Guy 2: Call 911!
Guy 3: HE NEED SOME MILK!!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

drop off some timber

A slang term meaning to use the restroom to defacate.

"Hey, do you know where the crapper is? I need to drop off some timber."

by misshannahjoy89 January 11, 2009

get some bum

to get laid; to have sex.

I went to the club last night so that I could get some bum.

Jim is a player; all he ever wants from girls is to get some bum.

Diane should let me get some bum from her.

by Artemissa December 7, 2013

Burn Some Calories

Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.

I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.

by MojoX November 10, 2009

Play some lax

To relax

"I'm so fucking stressed out!"
"Dude, chill, play some lax."

by AliceG February 13, 2010