Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.

"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"

by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022

walkersexual

You are straight but like walker

Dad, I’m walkersexual

by Hsbsbwhwhwbenwjwnbwwb October 27, 2022

wanker

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

by noshush November 14, 2022

Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022

wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022

wanker

somebody who slags chippys off

that posh twats a wanker he is always slagging chippies off

by sic puppy1 December 14, 2022

Wanker

An average bloke who fancies himself as extremely important, talented and handsome.

1.Did you see Jack Grealish sky that sitter with his rolled up shorts, fancy headband and hair? I think he was wearing eye liner. What an absolute Wanker!
2. Total Wanker

by Pep Guardiolo December 28, 2022