Infinity War

Look. They're all dead. Well...not ALL of them.

Man: Have you seen Infinity War?
Woman: Yes! My relatives didn't like the ending though...

by I'm at Therapy June 4, 2018

An Infinity War

A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.

Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."

Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."

by Bear who walks like man June 8, 2018

Coyote war

A social media feud, often stemming from disagreements such as how to react to Coyotes observed in a suburban neighborhood.

“Hey what’s up?” “Sorry can’t talk now, I’m in a coyote war”

by Wattle July 8, 2019

War Zone

A war zone is an area where heavy conflict ravages the land.

"Hey Pauly, what are you doing on Twitter?"

"Cover me, i'm entering the 'War Zone."

by paulyfr3sh March 1, 2019

storage warred

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).

Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred

by CryHavoc August 17, 2019

bio war

A bio war is a online argument in which two or more people use their accounts bio on a variety of platforms to exchange arguments back and forth.

Man, Joe and Tim are in a pretty heated bio war right now.

by Dave the Skier September 9, 2019

Thumb War

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend inch your thumbs closer to each other’s anal cavity until penetrated. Whoever yells mercy first loses.

Yeah bro, me and Kaylee did play “Thumb War”. Too bad she won.

by Childo Chief October 15, 2019