Tummy Toucher

when you stroking deep in her, to where it feels like you're in her tummy

"I'm never leaving him, he a tummy toucher having me cum too good

by Erotic King March 19, 2020

Worldwide TouchStarved Day

The day after National Horny Day--April 17th--because we realize falling for thirst traps doesn't get us anywhere.

I need a hug right now...

It's April 18th, you JUST missed worldwide touchstarved day

by Quaysan April 16, 2020

Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020

Childrens touch

When you bust a nut and accidentally touch the sperm with your fingers.

My fingers are so tasty after the Childrens touch.

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Oh Touch

1) “Oh shit”
2) “No way!”
3) “Bet”
4) “That’s cool”

“I’ll be back with the pizza in 10 minutes”

“Oh touch”

by DreamBar April 1, 2021

Loneliness-Toucher

Someone who is so down astronomically that he will do anything for the nookie. Typically takes interest in girls who A) Are way out of his league, B) Not even straight or C) Not from the fucking country

He also thinks he's a "dreamy lover-boy type" when really, just creepy

Dude 1: "You seriously gonna pull a Loneliness-Toucher, are you?"

Dude 2: "I am what one may call, slightly down bad"

by yermasurda May 4, 2021

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021