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Tool Shed

The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.
That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.
by benkerley. October 12, 2007
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Tool

1. A male penis.
2. Your cock.
3. A device for fixing things.
1. Fuck with me, and I'll kill you with my tool.
2. I used a tool to fix my bleeding anus.
by Boles March 21, 2003
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toolio

( Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) a socially misadjusted individual that tries tooo hard to be cool.
that guy humming "Wild Wild West" by Will Smith is a real toolio.
by Mikey C-izzle July 16, 2003
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tool

Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.
That appraiser is a real tool.
by Kermitdafrog May 24, 2006
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tool

Someone who kisses ass to get friends
peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.
by sopestarr January 23, 2007
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tool face

by owned!!! June 11, 2006
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A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.
-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...
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