Tool Shed

The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.

That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.

by benkerley. October 12, 2007

Tool

1. A male penis.
2. Your cock.
3. A device for fixing things.

1. Fuck with me, and I'll kill you with my tool.
2. I used a tool to fix my bleeding anus.

by Boles March 21, 2003

toolio

( Melbourne Australia shaolin dialect) a socially misadjusted individual that tries tooo hard to be cool.

that guy humming "Wild Wild West" by Will Smith is a real toolio.

by Mikey C-izzle July 16, 2003

tool

Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.

That appraiser is a real tool.

by Kermitdafrog May 24, 2006

tool

Someone who kisses ass to get friends

peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.

by sopestarr January 23, 2007

tool face

a white boy who raps.

have a good summer tool face.

by owned!!! June 11, 2006

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011