Discord friends are your gameing friends that are always gameing always awake and just chilling sometimes you lose these friends and it sucks because losing friends is horrible
“You always randomly lose your discord friends without even knowing it always sucks”-some random person
by Factsjkbro March 15, 2021
Get the Discord friendsmug. When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.
Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?
Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah
Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending
mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae
Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah
Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending
mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae
by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015
Get the Tactical friendingmug. A fake friend will always ACT nice to you, may seem like a good friend- claims they understands you.
However, they'd rather respect the more obvious fake girls- whom you clearly see though their fakery.
A FAKE FRIEND will go out their way to attend a popular prissy girls Bday Trip: Thorpe Park, who hasnt even invited YOU but asked everyone else in class, all discussing ways to make plans to attend her damn birthday trip!
A FAKE FRIEND wouldn't even buy YOU a birthday card but brought gifts/cards (and Wine) for others.
Not one of them will ever stand by you at your most rainy days, would only jeer at you instead, make it all about them- labels you as the problem,making sure how alone you are, showing you that everyone will all gang up, by getting their snidey shit stirring little females to come at you, just to make it seem how fucked you are- that no one likes you.
They would only talk to you when it only benefits them, like asking for help and give answers exam questions/assignments.
When a FAKE FRIENDS makes comments about your makeup, and tells YOU should make your makeup more natural - AVOID THOSE MOULDY BUGGERS!
Moreover, they'll get disgusted with you even if you use one swearword in class and show how disgusted they feel and brand it as 'full blast swearing' They will always tell you off and fucking boss you around like they're the motherfucking teacher, whilst making unsolicited remarks about your entire character.
Leaving you feeling insignificant to society.
However, they'd rather respect the more obvious fake girls- whom you clearly see though their fakery.
A FAKE FRIEND will go out their way to attend a popular prissy girls Bday Trip: Thorpe Park, who hasnt even invited YOU but asked everyone else in class, all discussing ways to make plans to attend her damn birthday trip!
A FAKE FRIEND wouldn't even buy YOU a birthday card but brought gifts/cards (and Wine) for others.
Not one of them will ever stand by you at your most rainy days, would only jeer at you instead, make it all about them- labels you as the problem,making sure how alone you are, showing you that everyone will all gang up, by getting their snidey shit stirring little females to come at you, just to make it seem how fucked you are- that no one likes you.
They would only talk to you when it only benefits them, like asking for help and give answers exam questions/assignments.
When a FAKE FRIENDS makes comments about your makeup, and tells YOU should make your makeup more natural - AVOID THOSE MOULDY BUGGERS!
Moreover, they'll get disgusted with you even if you use one swearword in class and show how disgusted they feel and brand it as 'full blast swearing' They will always tell you off and fucking boss you around like they're the motherfucking teacher, whilst making unsolicited remarks about your entire character.
Leaving you feeling insignificant to society.
FAKE FRIEND: You should make your makeup more natural, to look more presentable.
ME: *feeling quite upset*
FAKE FRIEND: Im the Salon Manager its my job.
Another fake friend: *gets involved* infuriating me to the edge.
ME: "No one hasnt even heard me swear in full blast"
FAKE FRIEND: "That is full blast swearing"
ME: "No i used one swear word."
*In my head* YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME BE!
*In my head* WW3
ME: *feeling quite upset*
FAKE FRIEND: Im the Salon Manager its my job.
Another fake friend: *gets involved* infuriating me to the edge.
ME: "No one hasnt even heard me swear in full blast"
FAKE FRIEND: "That is full blast swearing"
ME: "No i used one swear word."
*In my head* YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME BE!
*In my head* WW3
by SteerClear699669 March 17, 2020
Get the Fake Friendmug. When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.
by Doperunner124 March 10, 2017
Get the friendless friendmug. by Bumaine May 21, 2021
Get the friend the sheepmug. A friend you only meet up with at a certain place, or for a certain reason. Sometimes used as a code word for a FWB
Joshua: I'll be seeing my Sunday Friend tomorrow night after work.
Adrian: But tomorrow is a Wednesday?
Joshua: Yeah, that's the only night we both have off.
Adrian: Oh.
Adrian: But tomorrow is a Wednesday?
Joshua: Yeah, that's the only night we both have off.
Adrian: Oh.
by WilCoMex December 28, 2020
Get the Sunday Friendmug. by Yelvet September 25, 2020
Get the Backup friendmug.