Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017

911 Conspiracy Theory

Some people believe 911 was a conspiracy theory made by the gouvernment to mislead the people.

Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?

by dtfe September 12, 2017

small dog theory

Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.

"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."

by PhinTheHumanZ February 3, 2018

the pepper theory

a way to messure women

some are green some are hot some are not

she's a gost pepper in the pepper theory

by dasfghjkjuyt February 28, 2018

selective negative memory theory

When people selectively recall all the negatives of a certain event, choosing to ignore any positive aspects of the situation.

selective negative memory theory is all about ignoring positive aspects of a situation

by Dojoboi May 30, 2018

The Denim Suit Theory

A situation where the female salesperson or counterpart is so hot she can convince the male party to do something stupid, like buy a denim suit.

That bar clearly use The Denim Suit Theory for their hiring policy.

by PartyInternational June 4, 2018

Aged-Nut Theory

The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.

Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"

by xemoo December 2, 2018