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Rivers

Rivers, if you ever meet a Rivers there's a few things that you will figure out quickly. You might feel judged or observed by Rivers by their stare or lack of engagement in the conversation but this just means they are paying attention and actually listening. Once a Rivers feels comfortable with you, you will get to see what an amazing funny person they are. Rivers is the kind of person that you can tell genuinely cares about your well being. Rivers tend to have the most beautiful eyebrows and eyes that could really draw you in. They are one of the best people you will meet so when they start to pull away from you and become distant, don't let them go. they are so very special and unlike anyone you'll ever meet. They will make you remember the name Rivers forever.
"Hey who's that kid, they don't really say much."

"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."
by Skullkat November 21, 2021
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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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River bullett

When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett.
When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett
by Kaisermonroe August 6, 2021
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River

River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.

They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.

They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
Petra: River makes me feel butterflies
Rain: For real, They're so stunning
by GraceEvelyn'sFriend November 11, 2022
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River

River is kind, she/he has a big heart, shy, very stubborn, go with the flow person, hot, caring, and loves everyone
River is so caring to us!
by Love_Emma April 26, 2021
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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Kentucky river valley

An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.
Cousin Joey and I executed the Kentucky river valley cause granny only had one pisser.
by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022
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