Polishing the needle

When jack is at home playing madden and he gets the urge to go grab the lotion

Jack stop polishing the needle and come hang out with us!

by neeedleford May 6, 2024

Polished voice

When someone’s singing is smooth

I have a polished voice

by RedDreams December 15, 2019

Polish Cocktail

A glass of water with a booger in it

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.

by JimmyV August 1, 2023

polish connection

When two uncircumcised Slavic men dock and fuck each other's foreskin

I gave jhonny that polish connection last night

by TheBestWhitePerson June 3, 2018

Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship

“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”

by wannabetim December 7, 2022

Polish

The act of downing a drink as humanly fast as possible without spillage.

“Yo james , let’s polish these beers now”
“Callum , james and khaya polished all 20 of these beers”

by Calljamkhay December 8, 2024