John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Polish Hand Grenade mug.Placing hot sauce on your penis, insert penis into anus, fart (dweef) out the penis, and then sucking penis to completion
by Vinnnnnners June 5, 2021
Get the Polish Dweefer mug.A term used to try and cover up the fact that you have wet yourself - usually under the influence of alcohol. It derives from the tendency of Eastern European thieves to urinate in the houses they break in to.
Carston: Dude, I hope you don't mind me stopping by. I was in your hood
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
DeAndre: It's trill man. I just sittin here drinking
Carlton: whoa dude what is that smell. It smells like piss. And are your pants wet?
DeAndre: oh, er, um. I think we've had Polish burglars.
That night Juan Carlos drank two litres of Tequila all by himself. About two thirds of the way through the second, he has Polish burglars.
by Trill_LV December 25, 2014
Get the We've had Polish burglars mug.A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.
"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
by mrRager13413 December 26, 2020
Get the Polish draw bridge mug.Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
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Get the Polish pork sword mug.Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early
Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
by Plotchman November 10, 2017
Get the hot dog polisher mug.Placing any leftover alcohols into a single cup with your favorite soda or non alcoholic drink as the mixer. Hell of a drink that causes an even worse hangover, is it worth a shot?
by Nick W 27 February 10, 2009
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