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earth tone hipster

Breed of hipster who dresses exclusively in earth tones - tans, grays, dark greens, etc. - and sometimes other muted colors. To the untrained eye (i.e. someone only accustomed to hipsters who wear bright, multicolored and/or metallic clothes), an earth tone hipster may fly under the radar.

Earth tone hipsters often have intellectual inclinations and their 'quieter' clothing (compared to that of their loudly-colored cousins) reflects their 'introspective' tendencies.
Nick: Hey, you said your school is full of hipsters but I don't see any metallic silver leggings.

Sophie: Shh, they're all over the place. You just can't see them because they're all intellectual-type earth tone hipsters and they blend in with their surroundings.
by UD Phwoar July 14, 2011
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Over-The-Counter Hipster

Over-The-Counter Hipsters also Cashier Hipsters who rely on their own income. Commonly found behind or "over-the-counter" as the cashier at Beacon's Closet, Ozzies, etc. Usually wearing something they may have found while on the job at Beacon's Closet. Most often found a cranky mess because they can no longer rely on their parents for money and must do it themselves, therefore, they become an Over-The-Counter or Cashier Hipster.
Beacon's Closet customer: Excuse me, I'd like to try on this funky and unusual dress shirt. Could you hold my other items here at the counter or should I bring them into the dressing room with me?

Over-The-Counter Hipster: I don't know, i'm too tired from having to make my own income and not rely on my parents for my money to make a decision like this. *adjusts thick-framed glasses* I'm going to go on my break now and be nonchalant with my Hipster friends at Ozzie's Coffee Shop.
by Madeleine Gruder May 27, 2009
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Ke$ha Hipster

Girls that walk around in slut clothes, take "artsy" profile pictures, are in love with triangles and think they are hipsters.

Ke$ha Hipsters love taking pictures of themselves and putting it them in "cute" effects on instagram, again going for the "artsy" look.

Addicted to tumblr, Boys, Red Bull, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, and Starbucks.
Mike : Yo dude did you see that Ke$ha Hipster over there?
Joe : Hell yeah man! she's bangable

"∆ OMG ∆ IM Such A Hipster! ∆"
Real Hipster: "No you're not, you're a Ke$ha Hipster..."
by K-Webby December 29, 2011
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hipster-than-thou

A condescending attitude regarding other people's pop culture; snobbery in regards to book, music, and movie choices; an almost pathological dislike of books, music, and movies which many people enjoy.
Jane is going all hipster-than-thou on me about Harry Potter. I don't understand what she's got against things people like.

Don't get all hipster-than-thou on me; you liked Anchorman as much as I did.
by stogoe August 10, 2007
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Hipster Douche Clichè

A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.
I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.
by CACubsFan March 12, 2017
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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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hipster feedback loop

A phenomenon where a lack of originality or effort is perceived as creative and insightful for absolutely no reason, via the employment of hipster logic. This is usually observed when arguing with a contemporary author, artist, "thinker" etc. about the integrity of their work or the work of another. What's interesting is that any rebuttal made to the individual who is employing hipster logic will only reinforce that individual's standpoint, working toward the inevitable realization that other people just don't get it.
Joe: This is a toilet dude.

Hipster: You don't get it man, it's more than that.

Joe: Literally all that's here is a fucking toilet on a pedestal, this is not art.

Hipster: That's just the point the artist is trying to make, your ignorant confinement of 'art' is just a conformist attitude succumbing to the conceit of traditionalists. This artist is brilliantly fighting the status quo for a freer form of expression....

Joe: It's a fuckin toilet.

Hipster: Huh, you just don't get it, if you were able to get.....

Joe: Whoa whoa whoa, I see what's going on here, I've been trapped in a hipster feedback loop, and I'm getting out of here.
by jmoomoo420 April 28, 2013
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