Salt God

A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.

Person1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Person2: You're a Salt God

by A-Bitch-Named-Al April 18, 2018

Sex Smelling Salts

A woman wakes her man up by dipping her fingers in her wet pussy and lathering it on his sleeping mouth lips.

'She woke me up with those sweet sex smelling salts this morning.'

by RedNexDex April 20, 2024

small salt

Someone who gets mad salty over small situations.

Amanda is pretty salty that i took a bite outta her ice cream. What a small salt.

by small salt May 9, 2018

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

Dabbin’ Salt

Girl (or small group of girls/women no more than 4) who have nothing better to do than to serially drop in at any time in the day (hookie hours) or late night (graveyard shift) and spew defamatory gossips about any and everyone creating punitive and compensatory damages keeping me with money in my pocket

I/got/sprinklers fuh’years/they be/dabbin’ salt

by iconoclast celebrity February 23, 2022

Salt

The act of being salty. One who is salty can be described as "Salt".

Mia: God chloe's so salty today.

Juliana: She's salt.

by juliana the banallergist February 28, 2017

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017