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Big Rigs Over The Road Racing

A 2003 racing game. Arguably the worst video game of all time. It's so bad that it's actually more common for people to satirically suggest that it's an absolute masterpiece, rather than just ripping it for how absolutely awful it is.
Big Rigs Over The Road Racing is THE perfect example of why you should actually finish a game before you release it.

-It is impossible to lose, because your opponent does not move. A later release patched this issue, but it's STILL impossible to lose; even if you let the opponent win, the race still goes to you.

-Bridges are buggy as hell. When your truck drives on one, it goes UNDER the bridge before magically reappearing.

-You can drive through basically everything except for a demolished helicopter found in one of the maps. Speaking of which, there is one map that crashes the game when you try to play it.

-The infamous winning screen "YOU'RE WINNER!" has been the subject of ridicule, even after it was corrected to say "YOU WIN!"

-The truck can drive straight up hills and cliffs, and it is impossible to get it to go off the ground. It can also go infinitely fast in reverse

This game is so broken, that when AVGN reviewed it, he actually started off sarcastically praising it and pretending to enjoy himself before he suddenly switched to his normal personality and absolutely torched the game like he always does.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 23, 2022
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the Roast

see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned to it enjoy clarity of thought and reach a level of understanding of the universe beyond empirical observation.
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on the rob

something you do when pissed and male and young and retrded at the weekend
lets go on the rob and steal something up some scaffolding
by rich December 5, 2004
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stem the rose

Basically, it is making something desirable or acceptable when an undesirable situation is presented. A rose with thorns intact is considered unacceptable as a gift, but the florist ''stems" the rose, e.i. removes the thorns to thus create a very desirable product.
First we stem the rose, then we place it in the flower arrangement. A dozen roses, stemmed and wrapped, is only 39.99 while supplies last.
by Kenny Ray December 27, 2008
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He who walks behind the rows

A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.
"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"

--morons who need sleep

"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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pass the rock

To alternate turns at a one player video game, such as tetris, or asteriods. The phrase is a reference to the act of passing the controller, or "rock" between people.
Hey jackass, its my turn, pass me the rock.
by DTM October 25, 2003
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