Muff Cabbage

It's...a...ummm... It's a Jersey thing....

Jersey Asshole 1:Ya muff Cabbage

Jersey Asshole 2:No psyco betch

Jersey Asshole 1:YEAH, MUFF CABBAGE

Jersey Asshole 2:......

Jersey Asshole 1:LEAVE!

Jersey Asshole 2:Ok

by REEEEP10911 October 19, 2010

Milly Muff

A measurement of distance, similar to a poofteenth, slightly bigger than a bees dick

I missed that putt by a milly muff, it sat just shy of the rim

by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022

Big Muff

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.

Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.

by 1saac April 14, 2019

Butt Muff

A hairy asshole

Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.

by HawkMech81 January 4, 2021

Muff Mints

A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.

Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!

by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017

Muff Cabbage

A loose Vag

Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.

by PartyPimp October 17, 2010

muff scuffle

an altercation between vaginas

'When Edris appeared in the doorway to the club, two chicks got into a muff scuffle over who would hit on him first.'

by VandalTabby June 8, 2018