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Cousin Josh

7’2 certified redneck with hella tattoos and a massive cock
don’t fuck with cousin josh that fool will end you.
by da coochie killa January 16, 2021
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Josh Thomas

Yeah, yeah
Ayo, mein fuhr, it's time.
It's time, mein fuhr (aight, mein fuhr, begin).
Straight out the sad dungeons of rap.

The death drops deep as does my gas.
I never die, 'cause to die is the distant cousin of mass.
Beyond the walls of abbuse, life is defined.
I think of death when I'm in a Belzec state of mind.

Hope the mass got some class.
My pass don't like no dirty grass.
Run up to the ass and get the glass.

In a Belzec state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The painfull death?
You complain about gas.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the shibboleth.

I'm rappin' to the suffering,
And I'm gonna move your buffering.

Alone, hate, BEANS, like an ash
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a rash.

I can't take the gas, can't take the pain.
I woulda tried to please I guess I got no plane.

I'm rappin' to the buffering,
And I'm gonna move your suffering.

Yea, yaz, in a Belzec state of mind.

When I was young my distant cousin had a shibboleth.
I waz kicked out without no breath.
I never thought I'd see that meth.
Ain't a soul alive that could take my distant cousin's seth.

A soft owo orphans is quite the endorphins.

Thinking of death. Yaz, thinking of death (death).
poor Josh Thomas he lost his family
by epicgamergang June 24, 2019
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Toss-a-josh

Find a Josh nearest you to toss down a flight of stairs, into a well, in front of oncoming traffic, off a moving boat, into an active volcano, you name it! Bonus points for creativity. Everyday can be toss-a-josh day! Similar to build-a-bear but a lot less positive!
If only I was able to toss-a-josh maybe my life wouldn’t feel so empty inside.
by Jjkkaawwaa September 21, 2023
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Josh Brooks

A verb describing action that is successful, and which is emblematic of the Soldier, Philanthropist, and Investor Josh Brooks. Action of this nature includes: a) assessing and understanding a dynamic or ambiguous situation, b) determining what needs to be accomplished, c) creating and resourcing a plan, and d) successfully implementing the plan and achieving the desired outcome. Although thoroughly planned and sufficiently resourced, Josh Brooks-style action that can appear to be improvised, with the appearance that the outcome remains uncertain long after success has been ensured.
The gatekeeper was sandbagging me, so I Josh Brooks'ed that shit and went directly to the decision maker.
by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019
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Josh Bastin

Mainly known as @handsomesouthernboy on tiktok. One of the most intelligent and hot white boys on tiktok with a decent following. Will always be a king and white boy of the month all of the time!!!!!
Josh Bastin know his megan!
by babyoilforyourknees September 10, 2020
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Josh Dobson

look it's the Beautiful Josh Dobson. watch out he might dunk on you.
by Boris%ibba May 2, 2021
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Josh the Law

Josh The Law is a person that drives fast and doesn't obey the law. He can't be punished though because HE IS THE LAW.
You are acting like a real Josh the Law! Calm down and slow down.
by 69anonymous42 March 6, 2021
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