Fart Eater

Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.

Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.

by Lifesapieceofpoop November 23, 2016

quack fart

When you cut a fart while taking a shower with water running through your ass crack and it makes the sound of a duck quack. Quack farts often smell worse than regular farts.

I let a quack fart slip while my girlfriend was in the shower with me and she bolted.

by madskills69 July 13, 2010

hot fart

An expulsion of gas from the anus, usually occurring after eating spicy foods, which creates a warm, and sometimes wet sensation in the anal area, and can momentarily simulate the feeling that you just shat your pants a tiny bit. Hot farts will often produce a lingering, foul odor.

“For a minute, I thought I had sharted, but then I realized that it was just a hot fart.”

by frootloops8 December 19, 2008

Veggie Fart

An extremely potent and lingering fart after eating vegetables such as broccoli, carrots, or cawliflower.

After that salad bar I had some major veggie farts.

by StephanieV December 29, 2005

Hard-Fart

A fart in solid form. In other words, SHIT.

Dude, I dropped the biggest hard-fart a minute ago. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for a while.

by Steve_Juggernaut February 11, 2010

fart sex

farting into one another's asses.

One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.

by Aubrey & Danielle October 9, 2008

Elephant fart

A funny version of the food popcorn used by Persian speakers that talk in English.
Ethmology: Popcorn in Persian is pronounced "chose-feel" (the /s/ in chose is pronounced like the letter /s/, not /z/.)Chose-feel is a coincidental compound word. Chose means fart, and feel means elephant.

Mom, can we eat some elephant fart at the movies?

by *censor beep January 29, 2009