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Dan

The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.
Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
by bpddiseasehastakenover July 10, 2022
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Dan Filip

Really funny hot blonde atractive guy, the love of his life is a shy girl named Kamile.
by DanTheMan #2 January 30, 2017
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Dan Quayle effect

Every loser will once be a winner.
You know, it’s the Dan Quayle effect. You know, he won the second time — I mean, lost the second time, he got to run.
by RudolphTheRock December 3, 2016
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Dairy Dan

A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal
by The_Unknown_User February 20, 2019
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Sub of the dan

sedge's servant
Sedge: Hi
Sub of the dan: Hello
Sedge: Do the washing
Sub of dan: ok
by bantah March 16, 2012
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Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment
Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit
by Shenshang March 28, 2020
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DAN

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.
You are no Dan, unless you empress, and rock a hat and t-shirt to the point I wear a only a skirt.
by Headondan69 September 9, 2019
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