A derogatory label given to men who dress country as a style and to go to a club. Akin to a 'weekend warrior', but about a step down.
I love it when these Neon Cowboys come out here and find out how tough country life really is. Everyone wants to be a cowboy till they find out its nothin but work.
by 3rdCoast Raven March 31, 2020
Get the neon cowboymug. The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug. "Wow Cowboy, that was impressive!"
by wow.2349.wow April 28, 2023
Get the Cowboymug. A bounty hunter.
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive
Cowboys are coming to catch an outlaw they need no warrant to enter a premises they suspect is harboring a fugitive
by Trinity of the six January 10, 2024
Get the cowboymug. by ViolettaValkyrie October 28, 2025
Get the Cowboy Caviarmug. Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024
Get the dirty porcelain cowboymug. by Happysow May 17, 2021
Get the Bitmoji cowboy hatmug.