Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 07, 2024

arse ropes

13th century slang for large intestine.

Your arse ropes are full of shit.

by Jonnybonny poo oants February 23, 2024

Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.

Dam girl you're an arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.

by Ibbyz February 07, 2017

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 09, 2022

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G September 03, 2017

arse rattled

Anal sex

You are going to get your arse rattled, i.e. Your going to get anal sex

by J197G September 03, 2017

sunburnt arse

A sunburnt arse is a person whose face has become so swollen with sunburn that it looks like an arse (of generic appearance). Typically of English origin. There are no know cures.

babe: 'hey whats that baboon on heat doing staring at my tits ?'
dude: 'thats just a sunburnt arse!'

by wise_spatula January 23, 2012