Turn Signal

A set of lights on a vehicle that, when activated by the driver, flash in pairs in the direction of a turn.

Dumbass 1: is that where we're supposed to turn?"
Dumbass 2: "Yes! Put your turn signal on!"
Dumbass 1: "why would I ever do that???"
Dumbass 2: " so people behind us know that we're going to be making a turn!!!'

by Shantyisablackcat January 3, 2025

Turn down the temperature

KILL ALL THE POLITICIANS!!!! KILL EM ALL! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hym "We DO have to turn down the temperature... BY KILLING ALL OF THE POLITICIANS! ALL OF THEM IN ALL OF THE COUNTRIES! KILL EVERYONE!!"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

Turned-on Taco

A hard shelled taco. The opposite of a Turned-off Taco

Man, my turned-on taco was so crunchy but it was out so long it turned blue.

by TacoKink January 23, 2019

San Francisco u-turn

When a straight male is unknowingly with a tranny & realizes that there is a cock and balls there and just sticks it in his asshole instead.

To my surprise, last night I had to pull a San Francisco u-turn, it was it was (tight) awesome!

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

turning leafs

in the act of anally satisisfying your partner with your tounge

what took you guys so long? were you turning leafs?

by cyfy42690 October 4, 2012

Titty turn signals

When a woman’s nipples are out of alignment and they indicate the direction she intends to walk.

I knew she was walking right towards him because her titty turn signals were on.

by Pirate princess September 3, 2023