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The Smiths Trick 

"The Smiths Trick" is used when songwriters apply positive lyrics to a sad instrumental and the other way round. This term referrs to british band The Smiths who often sing dark and depressive words to "happy" major chord structures.
Dude 1: "Dude, have you listened to the new song by How To Loot Brazil? I just read the lyrics, are they changing their style and go all happy now?"
Dude 2: "Are you kiddin' me? The song is so dark and mellow, these fellas just applied The Smiths Trick!"
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Scandinavian Hat Trick 

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

Thirsty Banana Trick

A Thirsty Banana Trick is a hoe who tries to lure in ones man with baked goods and or banana bread also nasty old cinnamon cake shit.

If your man is dumb enough to take the bait he becomes a dumb ass Banana having dickhead. Even though he has more then enough baked goods at home.
Thirsty Banana Trick ; hey there I have some banana bread I have extra it's just for you.

Your man " aww thanks that's so nice this tastes great "

His women " nah it's dirt your trash for entertaining it "

Dirty Dick Hat Trick

When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.

(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)
Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!

Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???

Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!

Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.
Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

venezuelan hat trick 

the very delicate act of jacking 3 men off at the same time. this is achieved by giving 2 handjobs and one footjob at once.
Emma gave me, Hunter, and Will a venezuelan hat trick last night and she just about had an aneurysm.
venezuelan hat trick by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

Fat boy cheap trick 

When an overweight person during a fight has no option but to use there weight to hold the other person down during the fight enabling them to be able to defend themselves. The go too move for obese people. Applies to male and femake genders.
Big boy ronnie pulled the fat boy cheap trick on me during our last fight