Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.
Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.
by Lifesapieceofpoop November 23, 2016
Get the Fart Eater mug.An expulsion of gas from the anus, usually occurring after eating spicy foods, which creates a warm, and sometimes wet sensation in the anal area, and can momentarily simulate the feeling that you just shat your pants a tiny bit. Hot farts will often produce a lingering, foul odor.
by frootloops8 December 19, 2008
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by StephanieV December 29, 2005
Get the Veggie Fart mug.Dude, I dropped the biggest hard-fart a minute ago. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for a while.
by Steve_Juggernaut February 11, 2010
Get the Hard-Fart mug.One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.
by Aubrey & Danielle October 9, 2008
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Ethmology: Popcorn in Persian is pronounced "chose-feel" (the /s/ in chose is pronounced like the letter /s/, not /z/.)Chose-feel is a coincidental compound word. Chose means fart, and feel means elephant.
Ethmology: Popcorn in Persian is pronounced "chose-feel" (the /s/ in chose is pronounced like the letter /s/, not /z/.)Chose-feel is a coincidental compound word. Chose means fart, and feel means elephant.
by *censor beep January 29, 2009
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o man i drank way to many steelies last night. my farts smell like if shit were a living thing and then died and started to decompose, but only it's coming from my ass in gas form. i got the malt farts
by japer July 27, 2006
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